“Beer, if drunk with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.” -Thomas Jefferson
“Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow.” -Cicero
“There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.” -Stephen Morris
“Beer is a wholesome liquor…It abounds with nourishment.” -Dr. Benjamin Rush
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” Anonymous
“Beer has food value, but food has no beer value.” -Anonymous
“Twenty-four hours in a day, twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence?” -Stephen Wright
“Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.” -Wiley
“Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.” -Frederick the Great
“Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of good beer.” -Anonymous
“Let no man thirst for good beer.” -Sam Adams
“I think this would be a good time for a beer.” -Franklin D. Roosevelt
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.” -ArnoldSchwarzenegger
“A little bit of beer is divine medicine.” -Paracelsus
“Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.” -Kaiser Wilhelm
