Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment. -Catherine Aitken
Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form od communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets. -Milton Zelma
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. -John Q. Tullius
There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate. -Linda Grayson
If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day. -Julia Louis Dreyfus
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt! -Lucy Van Pelt
Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk. -Homer Simpson
Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. -Milton Hershey
And above all.. Think Chocolate. -Betty Crocker