Make your Christmas Merrier with these Christmas Vacation Movie Quotes.
“Looks great. Little full, lotta sap.” – Clark Griswold
“Do you hear it? It’s a funny, squeaky sound!” – Aunt Bethany
“This isn’t charity; it’s family.” – Clark Griswold
“Sh*tter’s full.” – Cousin Eddie
“Hey kids, look! A deer!” – Clark Griswold
“I’m sorry, this is our family’s first kidnapping.” – Ellen Griswold
“I was just looking at something for my wife, God rest her soul.” – Clark Griswold
“Mom? This box is meowing.” – Rusty Griswold
“What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?” – Grandpa Art
“Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?” – Clark Griswold
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“If that thing had nine lives, she just spent ’em all.” – Cousin Eddie
“We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas.” – Clark Griswold
“Surprised, Eddie?… If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.” – Clark Griswold
“I don’t know what to say, but it’s Christmas, and we’re all in misery.” – Ellen Griswold
“Yes, it’s a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out.” – Clark Griswold
“You about ready to do some kissin’?” – Cousin Eddie
“And why is the carpet all wet, Todddddd?” – Margo Chester
“You ain’t never seen a set on a dog like this one’s got, Clark.” – Cousin Eddie
“Is your house on fire, Clark?” – Aunt Bethany
“Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!” – Clark Griswold
“Clark, Audrey’s frozen from the waist down.” – Ellen Griswold
“Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?” – Audrey Griswold
“Welcome to our home—what’s left of it.” – Ellen Griswold
“Hurry up, Clark. I’m freezing my baguettes off.” – Art Smith
“Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Happy Hanukkah.” – Clark Griswold
