Light travel faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. -Steven Wright
People say that laughter is the best medicine… Your face must be curing the world. -Anonymous
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. -Ashleigh Brilliant
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? -Charles Pierce
“You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.” -Anonymous
If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. -Anonymous
Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world. -Anonymous
I have some sarcastic sides of me. -Eden Sher
Happily ever after is so once upon a time. -Anonymous
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. -Anonymous
I can be very dry and sarcastic. -Hayden Panettiere
I have never faked a sarcasm in my life. -Anonymous
What doesn’t kill you disappoints me. -Anonymous
Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours. -Anonymous
I am not stubborn, I’m just always right. -Anonymous
